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Arrr! Thar be no sharin' o' needles in Nebraska, mateys! The lawmakers be keepin' the veto intact.

2024-03-12

Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis a dark day indeed when our noble legislators in Nebraska be failin' to support thar bill for clean needles to be providin' to them poor souls who be indulgin' in the devil's lettuce. Mayhaps they be needin' a taste o' the plank! Arrr!

Arrr mateys, it be a sad day for those lookin' to keep their hide safe while indulgin' in the devil's lettuce. The scallywags in Nebraska be turnin' their backs on the harm reduction approach to drug use, as they failed to override the governor's veto of a bill that would have given drug users clean needles.
It be a right shame that these landlubbers be ignorin' the need for harm reduction. Clean needles be a simple solution to prevent the spread of disease among the swashbucklers who choose to partake in the rum and other illicit substances. But alas, the powers that be have decided to leave these scallywags to their own devices.
Ye would think that in this day and age, the lubbers would be more enlightened about the benefits of harm reduction. But instead, they be stickin' to their old ways and refusin' to see the light. It be a travesty, me hearties, a travesty indeed. Mayhaps one day they'll come to their senses and see the error of their ways. But until then, we'll just have to keep fightin' the good fight and spreadin' the word about the importance of harm reduction in the world of illegal drug use.

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