The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Ye wench from California be lost at sea, swept away by the river like a scallywag in a storm!

2024-03-13

Arrr mateys, a 59-year-old lass be missin' after bein' taken by a fierce river current while adventurin' on the Heaton Flats Trail in the San Gabriel Mountains. She be gone with the wind like a ghost ship in the night! Aye, me hearties!

Avast ye mateys! A search be underway in Southern California for a missing hiker who was swept away by a powerful current while tryin' to cross a river near a trail in the Angeles National Forest. The hiker, a 59-year-old woman, was explorin' the Heaton Flats Trail in the San Gabriel Mountains when she lost her footing and was carried downstream by the rapid river.Rescuers were alerted to the incident and immediately set sail to search for the woman. Over 60 personnel, includin' mountain rescue teams, helicopters, and drones, have been deployed in the search effort. Even the sheriff’s Special Enforcement Bureau and U.S. Forest Service have joined the hunt.Although the missing hiker's name has not been revealed, it be said that she be a travelin' nurse from Central California. The sheriff's department be warnin' all hikers to be cautious when crossin' streams, rivers, or creeks, as water be a mighty force even in seemingly calm waters. They advise hikers to avoid water above their knees and to test the stability of rocks or logs before attemptin' to cross.

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