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A treacherous voyage on the U.S.-Mexico border be like battling sea monsters and cursed spirits. Yarrrgh!

2024-03-13

Afore the sun set on the morrow, I set sail to the very spot where Cap'n Trump was set to parley. 'Twas a sight to behold, with the scallywag Biden close behind. Aye, 'twas a showdown fit for the high seas! Arrr!

Arrr mateys, the day afore President Biden and former President Donald J. Trump be makin' their way to the U.S.-Mexico border, I set sail to the very spot where Mr. Trump be scheduled to speak. Yarr, the sun be shinin' bright as I be makin' me way through the crowd of landlubbers gatherin' to catch a glimpse of the former President.
I be hearin' whispers of excitement and anticipation among the crowd, as they be waitin' for Mr. Trump to arrive. Some be wearin' hats and shirts with his name emblazoned on 'em, while others be holdin' signs showin' their support for the former President. Yarr, 'twas quite the spectacle!
As I stood there, takin' in the scene before me, I couldn't help but chuckle at the thought of what Mr. Trump's visit would bring. Would he be talkin' tough about buildin' a wall or makin' deals with the Mexican government? Only time would tell, me hearties!
But one thing be fer certain – 'twas a day to remember, as the border be buzzin' with excitement and anticipation. And as I sailed away from the crowd, I couldn't help but wonder what adventures lay ahead for the former President and his supporters. Yo ho ho and a bottle o' rum!

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