The Booty Report

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The scallywags at R.N.C. be closin' havens fer the less fortunate, aye! 'Tis a folly of grand proportions!

2024-03-13

Arr mateys! The ship be in chaos as Trump's crew be pillaging and plundering the party's operations. 'Tis a wild storm brewin' as the scallywags be takin' charge. But fear not, for we pirates be ready to sail into battle and reclaim our treasure! Aye, we be ready to keelhaul those landlubbers!

Avast ye landlubbers! The party be undergoin’ a grand overhaul after the scallywags known as Donald Trump’s allies be takin’ over. Aye, the deck be bein’ shuffled and new sails be hoisted as they chart a new course for the party’s operations.
But fear not me hearties, for this be no mutiny, but a strategic move to plunder more booty and gain more power. The old ways be cast aside like a leaky dinghy as the new crew be makin’ their mark on the party.
There be whispers in the taverns and rumors on the high seas about what this change may bring. Some say it be a breath of fresh sea air, bringin’ new energy and direction to the party. Others be wary of the new leadership and what it may mean for the future of the ship.
So batten down the hatches and prepare for rough seas ahead, me hearties. The winds of change be blowin’ through the party’s sails, and only time will tell what treasures or trials lie ahead.

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