Blinken be yammerin’ ‘bout scurvy dogs and innocent landlubbers swipin’ charity in Gaza, mum’s the word on Hamas! Arrr!
2024-03-13
Arrr mateys! The U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken be sayin' that the land be so full of scallywags and rascals that they be chargin' at the aid-laden trucks like it be a treasure chest! Lawlessness be runnin' rampant, ye hear? Aye, 'tis a sorry state of affairs indeed!
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken be sayin' that lawlessness, insecurity, and desperation be preventin' the delivery of much-needed humanitarian aid to the people of Gaza, caught in the crossfire between Israeli soldiers and them scallywag Hamas militants. Blinken be reportin' that the grim situation be causin' people to charge at aid trucks in the Gaza Strip, believin' it be their only chance for food. The scallywag Blinken be sayin' that once Gazans have a steady supply of aid, the lawlessness and high prices be calmin' down. Aye, there be talk of Hamas lootin' the aid meant for civilians, but some say that be false, claimin' that the deliveries be closely watched from border to delivery. Despite concerns, there be no concrete evidence of diversion or theft by Hamas, though they do control where the aid goes. President Biden be claimin' that the U.S. military be buildin' a port in Gaza to provide essential supplies, while the Hamas Health Ministry be reportin' high casualties in the conflict, with Israel disputin' the figures. Aye, the situation be dire indeed in the land of Gaza.