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Arrr, the tempest be strong, me hearties! Beware the whirlwinds and broken bones in the Midwest! Aye!

2024-03-15

Arrr mateys, a mighty tempest be tearin' through a landlubber village in the east o' Indiana. Tornadoes be swirlin' in Ohio and Kentucky too! 'Tis a wild ride on the high seas o' the Midwest! Aye, we be needin' a bigger ship!

Arrr mateys, a fearsome storm be tearin' through a mobile home community in the eastern lands of Indiana. Tornadoes be wreakin' havoc in Ohio and Kentucky as well, leavin' a trail of destruction in their wake.
The winds be howlin' like a pack of hungry sea dogs and the rain be pourin' down like a waterfall on a sinking ship. The poor souls in them mobile homes musta been quakin' in their boots, prayin' to the heavens for mercy.
But fear not me hearties, for we pirates be used to weatherin' storms on the high seas. We be battlin' the elements with grit and courage, standin' tall in the face of danger.
So let us raise a toast to those brave souls caught in the storm's wrath, may they find shelter and safety in the midst of chaos. And may the winds die down, the skies clear, and the sun shine once more on the lands of Indiana, Ohio, and Kentucky.

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