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Arrr, a fearsome tempest be ravaging the Midwest, with twisters takin' their toll on Indiana and Ohio. Aye mateys, batten down the hatches!

2024-03-15

Avast ye landlubbers! The tempest swept through the Midwest, claimin' six souls in Ohio. 'Twas a sight to behold, with damage and injuries aplenty in Indiana. Methinks Mother Nature be playin' a cruel joke on us poor sailors! Aye, beware the wrath of the storm!

Arrr, a fearsome tempest be ravaging the Midwest, with twisters takin' their toll on Indiana and Ohio. Aye mateys, batten down the hatches!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, ye scallywags in Ohio be sufferin' from severe weather that be turnin' deadly, with several souls confirmed dead as of Friday mornin' in the Buckeye State. Washington Township police be sayin' at least six people be meetin' Davy Jones in the areas of Lakeview, Midway, and Orchard Island after the violent storms left a path of destruction in Bellefontaine, Lakeview, Midway, Orchard Island, and Russel's Point. Witness accounts tell of at least five tornadoes wreakin' havoc in Northern Ohio, as reported by FOX Weather.Sheri Timmers, a spokesperson for Logan County, be sayin' a suspected tornado caused damage in the Indian Lake area and left many residents injured. Nearly 20,000 electrical outages be reported across Ohio, with emergency officials warnin' of a "confirmed large and extremely dangerous tornado" near Plymouth.In Indiana, a town called Winchester be sufferin' from another suspected twister, causin' "many significant injuries," according to the Indiana State Police. The storm be damagin' a Walmart store and a Taco Bell, with the mayor sayin', "I heard what sounded like a train and then I started hearin' sirens. I've never heard that sound before; I don't want to hear it again."Emergency officials in Delaware County reportin' that half the structures in Selma be damaged by a possible tornado, but luckily only minor injuries be reported so far. The storm also be causin' damage in Hanover and Lamb, showin' the ferocity of Mother Nature's wrath.Arr mateys, stay safe in these treacherous times, and may the winds of fortune be in yer favor.

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