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Arrr! These landlubbers be tryin' to corrupt our young scallywags! We must stand firm and protect the wee ones!

2024-03-15

Me matey and I be sailin' through the treacherous waters of the woke virus in America in our tome 'Stolen Youth' of 2023. A year hence, we be checkin' the tide to see where we be standin'. Arrr!

Avast ye scallywags! Has the tide turned on the woke virus that be sweepin' the land like a scurvy dog on a rampage? A year ago, me book "Stolen Youth," penned with me mate Bethany Mandel, hit the shelves. We detailed how the young swabbies be gettin' their noggins filled with bilge by the adult scallywags 'round 'em. The book be soundin' the alarm on the indoctrination process happenin' in schools, doctors' offices, and even the library while providin' strategies to fight back.We cut to the chase and called it the push of "woke" ideas, a nefarious plot by the left to stir up a cultural mutiny through the young'uns. It weren't all smooth sailin' though, as our book launch in New York got gatecrashed by crazies bellowin' "Black lives matter!" But a year on, there be signs that parents be wakin' up and standin' their ground against the woke scourge.Me journey on the book tour showed me the fierce spirit of parents fightin' back against the woke tyranny in schools and doctor's offices. We charted the absurdity of California tryin' to "decolonize" math and how cities like New York and San Francisco be seein' a turn of the tide in favor of merit-based admissions and traditional teaching methods.Though the battle still rages, parents be the key to protectin' their young'uns from the woke scourge. From Virginia to Illinois, victories be won in reclaimin' parental rights and pushin' back against indoctrination. The fight be far from over, but with the wind in our sails and a hearty "Yo ho ho," parents must stand firm and continue to educate their offspring in the ways of truth and justice.Onward we sail, me hearties, for the war for our children's minds be far from over!

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