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Arrr! Harris' favor be lower than the likes o' Biden and Trump, says th' poll! Aye, th' scallywags be talkin'!

2024-03-15

Arrrr, me hearties! Methinks the Vice President, Kamala Harris, be walkin' the plank with a 52% disapproval rate among the landlubbers. Aye, even her best efforts be sinkin' faster than a chest of gold in Davy Jones' locker! Aharrr!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! In the fierce battle for the presidency, President Biden's first mate, Vice President Kamala Harris, be findin' herself in troubled waters. A recent poll from USA TODAY and Suffolk University reveals that a vast majority o' voters, a hearty 52%, be disapprovin' of her performance as vice president.Arrr, only 36% of the landlubbers surveyed be thinkin' she be doin' a good job, while a measly 10% be as indecisive as a compass in a storm. Her lack o' support be echoin' that o' her captain, Biden, who be sailin' with a dismal 41% approval rating.Across the seven seas, 55% of the scallywags be disapprovin' of Biden's leadership, with only a paltry 3% unsure of their feelin's.Meanwhile, the former captain, Donald Trump, be raisin' his flag with a 49% approval rating, the highest among the trio. Only 3% o' the crew be undecided on their view o' Trump as president.The poll, conducted from Mar. 8 to Mar. 11, surveyed 1,000 registered voters with a margin o' error o' +/-3.1%. Both Biden and Trump be gatherin' enough support from their crews to be assumin' the nomination.Come July, Trump be officially nominated by the Republican Party, while Biden be settin' sail as the Democratic nominee in August. It be a treacherous journey ahead for these candidates, with the winds o' public opinion blowin' in unpredictable directions.

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