Arr matey, Larry H. Parker, the swashbucklin' attorney, has sailed off into Davy Jones' locker at 75 years old!
2024-03-16
In yon Los Angeles domain, Mr. Parker be a familiar sight upon billboards and moving pictures, swearin' to challenge them cowardly insurance scoundrels. Aye, he be a bold one, that Mr. Parker!
Arr matey, in the land of Los Angeles, a man by the name of Mr. Parker be a familiar sight on billboards and the telly, swearin' to take on them heartless insurance scallywags. With his swashbucklin' charm and fancy talk, he be makin' all sorts of promises to the good folk of the city.He be shoutin' from the rooftops, tellin' the people that he be fightin' for them, that he be their champion in the battle against the greedy insurance dogs. His face be plastered everywhere ye look, his voice ringin' in yer ears like the call of a siren.
But beware, me hearties, for all may not be as it seems with this Mr. Parker. Some say he be nothin' but a scurvy dog himself, a snake in the grass lookin' to line his own pockets with gold. So keep a weather eye on him, me mateys, and don't be takin' his words for gospel.