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Ye scurvy knaves of the FDNY did not take kindly to the Commissioner's threat, belching out, "Ye suck!"

2024-03-16

Arrr, me hearties! The landlubber Laura Kavanaugh of the New York City Fire Department was met with a chorus of boos and jeers from the scurvy protesters during a St. Patrick's Day parade in the Big Apple! Ye can bet she won't be walkin' the plank anytime soon! Arrr!

In a lively St. Patrick's Day parade in New York City, the Fire Department's fire commissioner, Laura Kavanaugh, was booed and jeered by protesters. One protester even yelled, "You suck!" and another held a poster with Kavanaugh's face on a donkey's body, saying, "Pin the tail on the jacka--." This uproar came after Kavanaugh promised to "hunt" down the protesters who had booed Attorney General Letitia James at a previous ceremony. Despite the initial tension, FDNY members later stopped to wave and shake hands with the protesters, who chanted "Trump, Trump, Trump."The controversy began when James was booed at a ceremony honoring first responders. As she tried to calm the rowdy crowd, chants of "Trump!" erupted. The Bureau of Investigation and Trials (BITS) then threatened to "hunt" down the firefighters involved, sparking further backlash. However, the FDNY downplayed reports of a "hunt," emphasizing professionalism and decorum at official events. The department is now focusing on maintaining its core values and ensuring that all members uphold the honor of being NYC firefighters.Fox News has reached out to FDNY for further comment on the protests.

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