Arrr, the scandalous scallywags be bringin' their pious prayers and colorful curses aboard, mateys! Set sail for mayhem!
2024-03-17
Arrr mateys! In this Trump era, many scallywags be forsaking modesty for the risqué! 'Tis like they be floutin' tradition like a scurvy dog! Aye, the times they be a changin', but beware the wrath of the righteous!
In this strange and baffling time of the Trump era, it seems that even the most pious of souls are setting sail on the high seas of impropriety. Aye, 'tis true that many evangelicals, known for their modest ways and righteous ways, are now casting off their corsets of decorum and embracing the scandalous and risqué.Instead of donning their Sunday best, these wayward souls are now donning garments of a more revealing nature, much to the shock and horror of their fellow brethren. It seems that in this brave new world, the call of the wild and wanton has proven too strong to resist.
But fear not, me hearties, for there be hope yet. Perhaps this be but a passing storm, a temporary madness that will soon blow over. Or perhaps, in this topsy-turvy world of ours, anything be possible. So batten down the hatches and hold on tight, for we be in for a wild and unpredictable ride.