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Arrr, the scallywag who be offin' an 88-year-old veteran be sought by the Philadelphia police in broad daylight!

2024-03-17

Arrr mateys! The scallywags of Philadelphia be on the hunt for a rascal who be takin' down an 88-year-old sea dog in his own vessel on March 5. May the winds blow in favor of the lawmen catchin' this blackguard!

Arr, ye scallywags of Philadelphia! The city be in an uproar as the police be searchin' for a vile suspect in connection with the murder of an 88-year-old veteran. The poor soul, Richard Butler, be sittin' in his car when the scurvy dog approached and fired his weapon, sendin' poor Butler to meet Davy Jones in a watery grave.The villain be wearin' a gray hoodie and black shorts over tights, ridin' in a silver Nissan Altima with dark windows and a dented panel. The scallywag be considered armed and dangerous, so keep a weather eye out!The rogue allegedly waited for Butler to drop off his lady friend before unleashing a barrage of shots upon him. The authorities be offerin' a hefty reward for any information leadin' to the capture of this murderous knave.If ye have any knowledge of the miscreant's whereabouts or identity, do the right thing and inform the law. Let's bring this scurvy dog to justice and let poor Richard Butler rest in peace!

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