The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, Chicago be kickin' out me hearties from their dwellings, claimin' they be strainin' the booty! Aye, 'tis a jest!

2024-03-17

Arrr mateys, the scallywag officials be sayin' that over 2,000 landlubbers be walkin' the plank by April's end! But fear not, for our trusty volunteer crews be rushin' to their aid like a band of jolly buccaneers! Aye, the seas be rough, but together we shall weather the storm! Arrrgh!

Avast ye scallywags! Listen up, for the officials be sayin' that over 2,000 landlubbers be walkin' the plank by the end o' April. Aye, ye heard right, they be gettin' the old heave ho out o' their dwellin' places. But fear not, for the volunteer groups be swoopin' in like a fleet o' ships to lend a hand.

Arrr, these kind-hearted souls be workin' day and night to help the poor souls find new homes and settle in like a bunch o' mateys on a new ship. They be gatherin' supplies, offerin' support, and makin' sure these folks be safe and sound in their new abodes. Aye, 'tis a heartwarming sight to see, me hearties!

So let us raise a tankard o' grog to these brave volunteers, for they be the true heroes in this tale. May they be blessed with fair winds and smooth sailin' as they navigate the choppy waters ahead. And to those facin' eviction, fear not for help be on the horizon. Keep yer chins up, me hearties, for better days be comin' soon!

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