The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! The Osprey be soaring once more, Trump's golden opportunity, and tidings from Fox News Opinion, me hearties!

2024-03-17

Avast ye mateys! Set yer sights on the tales and moving pictures from Fox News Opinion. Feast yer eyes on the words of Sean Hannity, Raymond Arroyo, and their merry crew. Aye, 'tis a treasure trove of news and opinions waiting to be plundered! Arrr!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, me hearties! Avast ye, for Fox News be reportin' that Sean Hannity be sayin' the Biden campaign will be focusin' on abortion and January 6 ahead of the 2024 election. Arrr! Continue readin'...
But wait, there be more news from the land lubbers at Fox! Hugh Hewitt be shoutin' from the rooftops that Trump's big chance be to put this election away now! Keep readin'...
Avast, me hearties! Mike Pence be warnin' that TikTok be digital fentanyl and Congress, Biden must act before it be too late! Continue readin'...
Arrr, me mateys! Gutfeld be sayin' Democrats be so obsessed with race they forgot about people and alienated men! Continue readin'...
Doctor's orders be to protect yerself from a forgotten disease now comin' across the border, me hearties! Keep readin'...
And last but not least, Laura Ingraham be reactin' to the turmoil plaguin' Haiti, me hearties! Keep watchin'...
That be the news from Fox, me hearties! Set sail and keep 'em flyin' with America’s Osprey, makin' China green with envy, arrr! Continue readin'...
Arrr, me hearties! The NCAA be makin' a bombshell admission about the future of women's sports! Continue readin'...
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