Yarrr, Khanna be chattin' about why he be opposin' the TikTok bill, while the senators be showin' openness, mateys!
2024-03-17
Arr matey! The scallywag Democrat Ro Khanna be cryin' for a federal data privacy law, while a Democrat and a scurvy Republican be thinkin' 'bout banishin' the app. Avast ye, the seas be rough with all this talk of privacy and bans! Aye, me hearties!
Arrr mateys, ye be hearin' of the California Democrat Ro Khanna speakin' of the need for a federal data privacy law! Aye, 'tis a serious matter, protectin' our precious information from scurvy scallywags who be wantin' to steal it.And aye, me hearties, there be talk of a Democrat and a Republican in the Senate showin' sympathy for the calls to ban the app! 'Tis a rare sight indeed to see those two workin' together like a well-oiled ship. Perhaps they be seein' eye to eye on this important issue.
But let us not forget, me mateys, that in this digital age we must be ever vigilant in protectin' our privacy and keepin' our personal information safe from harm. 'Tis a treacherous world out there on the wild seas of the internet, and we must be smart and savvy in navigatin' it.
So let us raise a flagon of grog to Ro Khanna and the brave souls in the Senate who be fightin' for our right to privacy! May we sail the digital seas with caution and courage, and may our data be safe from harm. Yo ho ho, me hearties!