The Booty Report

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Avast ye mateys! In Kansas City, a merry yet wary St. Paddy's Day shindig be happenin' on the streets!

2024-03-17

Arrr, a jolly band of scallywags assembled a month hence the Super Bowl skirmish. Some were cautious, but most were resolved to keep the sorrow from spoiling their beloved custom.

Arrr, me hearties! One month after the Super Bowl parade shooting, there be a sizable but smaller crowd gatherin' at the ol' tradition. Some scallywags be lookin' over their shoulders, fearin' another attack, but many be standin' tall, showin' their mettle and not lettin' the tragedy disrupt our treasured tradition!
Ye see, us pirates be a resilient bunch, we be. We ain't lettin' no landlubbers ruin our fun. We be takin' the high seas by storm, celebratin' like there be no tomorrow! Some may call us foolhardy, but we be showin' our true colors, standin' together in the face of danger!
So raise ye flagons of grog, me hearties, and let's toast to our brave souls who be keepin' the spirit alive! We may be battered and scarred, but we be standin' strong, showin' the world that no scurvy dog can shake our foundation!
On this day, we be celebratin' our resilience, our unity, and our unyielding spirit. So let the cannons roar and the rum flow, for we be the true pirates of the Super Bowl parade, standin' tall in the face of adversity!

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