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Arrr! Ye rescue ship from Haiti be deliverin' Americans to Miami, as the scallywags be causin' chaos ashore!

2024-03-17

Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! After many a fortnight o' scallywags causin' chaos in Haiti, the first rescue vessel set sail fer Miami, aye, as confirmed by a U.S. official to Fox News. Aye, the seas be calm, but thar be quite the storm on land!

Arrr, as Haiti be in a right mess with all this gang violence, a rescue charter flight be takin' off from the Caribbean nation and landin' in Miami, confirmed by a mate from Fox News. All 47 passengers be Americans with U.S. passports, aboard a flight from Cap-Haïtien, a good distance from the gang-infested capital of Port-au-Prince.The U.S. State Department announced this charter flight, warnin' citizens to only come if they could reach the airport safely. Days earlier, the State Department said there be no plans to evacuate Americans from Haiti, despite the ongoing dangers there for the past four years.Meanwhile, Project Dynamo be workin' to rescue more Americans stuck in Haiti, while the State Department be aware of hundreds more in need of help. Military forces have been sent in to boost security and evacuate embassy personnel amidst the chaos and violence plaguin' the nation.Gangs be runnin' wild, attackin' institutions and causin' mayhem, pushin' the people of Haiti to the brink of famine. Prime Minister Ariel Henry be promisin' to resign once a transitional council be in place, as the government struggles to maintain order in this turbulent time.

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