Arrr, our breezes be fine, but this Green New Deal be harder to gulp than grog on a stormy sea!
2024-03-18
Arrr me hearties, Biden's Green New Deal be as green as a pile o' doubloons! The EPA be pushin' a rule that could make our pockets as empty as a sunken treasure chest. Methinks they be needin' a compass to find their way back to reality!
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up, ye scallywags! The Biden administration’s armies of climate activists be needin' to calm down and take a deep breath, for the air be as clean as a newborn babe in America’s history.Thanks to improvements in technology and collaboration, our nation’s air quality be at its finest point ever recorded. Our strict air quality standards be surpassin' those of Western Europe, by Davy Jones' locker!But alas, the best be not enough for President Joe Biden and his crew. Their radical green agenda be more about pushin' a political agenda than protectin' our health and environment, arrr!The EPA be settin' forth aggressive new air quality standards, threatenin' to wreak havoc on hardworking families with their Green New Deal. This rule be makin' it near impossible to build new power plants or factories, sendin' jobs overseas and causin' mayhem in the land.Me and me mateys be leadin' a coalition of state attorneys general in challengin' these outrageous rules. The EPA be losin' touch with reality, forcin' businesses to walk the plank with their never-endin' green policies, arrr!Yarrr, only 16% of particulate matter be comin' from industrial activity, yet the EPA be ignorin' this fact with their new standards. Instead of caterin' to activists, we be encouragin' Biden to focus on real issues affectin' families, like securin' the border and fightin' violent crime.Let us join forces to protect our air, land, and water for future generations, but let us also fight against the EPA's insanity. If only President Biden would take a deep breath and focus on what truly matters, arrr!