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Arrr! The Kennedy scallywags be joinin' forces with Biden at the grand White House, but where be RFK Jr.?

2024-03-18

Arrr, me hearties! The kinfolk of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. be standin' firmly behind President Biden as their own blood sets sail on a treacherous course towards the White House. Aye, they be callin' his quest "dangerous" with a touch of the ol' family drama! Ahaarr!

Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a right old scandal brewin' in the Kennedy family! Ye see, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. be thinkin' he's fit for the White House, but his own kin be callin' his bid "dangerous" and throwin' their support behind President Biden instead. 'Tis like a mutiny within the family ranks!
Ye can almost hear the cannonballs flyin' as the relatives make their stance known, makin' it clear that they be standin' with Biden and not with their own flesh and blood. 'Tis a true test of loyalty and politics, me hearties!
So as Robert F. Kennedy Jr. sets sail on his quest for the White House, he be facin' a rough sea ahead with his own family turnin' against him. Will he be able to navigate these treacherous waters and come out victorious, or will he be walkin' the plank in disgrace?
Only time will tell, me hearties, but one thing be for certain - the Kennedy family drama be as wild and unpredictable as a stormy night on the high seas!

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