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Arr mateys! The scallywags be sayin' there be no evidence of brain injuries from this New Havana Syndrome! Haha!

2024-03-18

Arrr, the scurvy dogs at the National Institutes of Health be disputin' the previous research on the mysterious health woes of our diplomats and spies. Methinks there be some rum-soaked tomfoolery afoot! Shiver me timbers, who be tellin' the truth in this treacherous sea of science?

Arrr mateys, listen up! The National Institutes of Health be sayin' that their findings be differin' from what others have found about them mysterious health incidents happenin' to them U.S. diplomats and spies. Aye, tis a puzzlin' mystery indeed!
Some scallywags be thinkin' these incidents be caused by some sort of sonic attack, while others be sayin' it be caused by stress or other environmental factors. But the National Institutes of Health be sayin' nay to all that! They be thinkin' it be more likely due to some sort of psychological or psychosomatic cause. Arrr, who knew these diplomats and spies be harborin' such deep-rooted fears and anxieties!
So there ye have it, me hearties! The mystery be continuin', as the experts be arguin' amongst themselves about what be causin' these strange health incidents. But one thing be fer sure - the truth be out there somewhere, waitin' to be discovered by us brave adventurers!

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