The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Ye olde influencer be walkin' the plank for his antics on Jan. 6th! Ahoy, mateys!

2024-03-18

Arrr, Isabella DeLuca, a lass of 24 years, did aid in the pilferin' of a table that scallywags did wield against the law enforcers in a riotous affair, as stated in a criminal accusation. 'Tis a tale as wild as a sea storm, mateys!

Arr matey, listen to this tale of Isabella DeLuca, a lass of 24 summers, who be accused of swiping a table that scallywags then used to attack the law. Aye, tis a serious matter indeed, as told in a criminal complaint.
Now, ye may be wonderin' why a fine lass like Isabella would be involved in such shenanigans. Perhaps she be caught up in the heat of the moment, or maybe she be a lass of questionable character. But regardless of the reason, her actions have landed her in a heap of trouble.
One can only imagine the chaos that ensued when those rascals got their hands on that pilfered table. It must have been a sight to behold, with lawmen dodging blows left and right. Oh, the folly of it all!
So, let this be a lesson to all ye scallywags out there - think twice before ye lay your hands on stolen goods, for ye may find yourselves in a heap of trouble, just like Isabella DeLuca. And as for Isabella, may she learn from her misdeeds and set a course for a more lawful path in the future.

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