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The highest court be favorin' the ban on public office for the 'Cowboys for Trump' founder. Ahoy!

2024-03-18

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Couy Griffin be walkin' the plank fer his antics on Jan. 6! Stripped of his title and forbidden from holdin' public office ever again. Aye, a lesson learned the hard way, me hearties!

Arrr mateys! Listen up ye scallywags, there be news from the land lubbers' realm! A man by the name of Couy Griffin has been given the ol' heave-ho from his post as county commissioner in New Mexico. Why, ye ask? 'Tis because of his involvement in that riotous affair at the Capitol on Jan. 6! Aye, he be convicted and banned from holdin' any public office again!
Ye must be wonderin', what in the seven seas could this scurvy dog have done to get himself in such a mess? Well, let me tell ye, he be mixin' with the wrong crowd, causin' a ruckus and stirrin' up trouble where there be no need for it! Aye, 'tis a cautionary tale for all ye landlubbers out there!
So let this be a lesson to ye all, me hearties. Keep a weather eye on yer actions, lest ye find yerself walkin' the plank like this Couy Griffin fella. And remember, there be consequences for yer actions, even if ye think ye be actin' in the name of somethin' greater. The seas be treacherous, and the law be even more so. So mind yer manners, and steer clear of trouble, or ye might find yerself in Davy Jones' locker afore ye know it!

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