Avast ye mateys! A lass from New Jersey met her doom after a scallywag of 94 summers ran her down!
2024-03-18
Avast ye mateys! In the fair town of Paramus, a lass by the name of Helen Koons, aged 75, met her unfortunate demise at the hands of a 94-year-old scallywag in the library's parking lot. The authorities confirmed this tragic tale. Aye, beware the reckless drivers, me hearties!
Avast ye land lubbers! 'Tis a sad tale from the shores of New Jersey, where a 75-year-old swashbuckler by the name of Helen Koons met her untimely demise at the hands of a scurvy car in a library parking lot.Arrr, the good lass was walkin' in the lot of the Paramus Public Library when the foul beast of a car struck her and dragged her for 20 feet. Aye, 'twas a 94-year-old wench at the helm of the Toyota Corolla that wrought this tragic deed.With a head injury, poor Helen was taken to Hackensack University Medical Center, but alas, she succumbed to Davy Jones' locker the next day. The authorities extend their sympathies to her kin in this dark hour.The culprit behind this misfortune was charged with failure to yield to a pedestrian and careless driving. The constables remind all ye scallywags to be mindful of pedestrians in their path, for the safety of the community be of utmost importance.