Ye scurvy dogs of the Goon Squad be facin' the wrath of the law in Mississippi for their torture antics. Arrr!
2024-03-19
Arrr mateys, last year six scallywags admitted to layin' hands on two fine Black buccaneers and firin' a shot straight into one's gob during a raid on their ship. 'Twas a shameful display of cowardice! A pox on their cursed souls!
Arrr mateys, listen here to this tale of treachery and injustice that befell two Black men at the hands of six scurvy officers. Last year, these sorry excuses for gentlemen pleaded guilty to assaulting the poor souls and even shooting one in the mouth during a raid on their humble abode. The audacity of these landlubbers knows no bounds!I can only imagine the chaos and mayhem that ensued during this dastardly deed. The poor Black men must have been as shocked as a crew caught in a storm without a compass. To be attacked in their own home by those sworn to protect and serve is a travesty of the highest order.
But fear not, justice will prevail in the end. These vile officers will get what's coming to them, mark my words. They'll be walking the plank before too long, metaphorically speaking, of course. And the Black men, may they find solace and peace in the wake of this heinous act. Let this be a lesson to all who would abuse their power and mistreat their fellow man. The seas be a treacherous place, but justice will always find a way to shine through the darkness.