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Arrr! Me hearties be pledgin' o'er a billion doubloons to help ol' Biden keep his seat! Aye, 'tis a sight to see!

2024-03-19

Arrr, ye scallywags at th' League of Conservation Voters be throwin' around more doubloons than a greedy pirate on a plunderin' spree! They be backin' President Biden and those Democrats with a hefty sum of $120 million, while th' Republican rival be countin' his pieces o' eight in despair. Aye, 'tis a sight to behold!

Arr, me hearties! The League of Conservation Voters be throwin' their loot behind President Biden and his shipmates! They be pledgin' a hefty $120 million to help the Democrats sail smoothly through the rough waters of the next election. Meanwhile, that scurvy dog of a Republican rival be strugglin' to gather his own doubloons.
Yarr, it be a grand gesture from the League, known for their support of progressive causes. With their treasure chest open wide, they be showin' their faith in Biden and his crew to steer the ship in the right direction for the environment and beyond. The seas be choppy, but with this kind of backing, the Democrats be feelin' confident they can weather any storm that comes their way.
So, me hearties, raise a tankard of grog to the League of Conservation Voters for their generous support! Let's hope their investment helps keep the wind in Biden's sails and his ship on course for victory. And may that Republican rival find himself walkin' the plank of defeat, with no treasure to show for his troubles!

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