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Arr, Israel be sailin' to DC after the White House be givin' 'em a good ol' scurvy tongue-lashin'! Aye, matey!

2024-03-19

Arrr, word has it that Israel be sendin' a crew to parley in Washington 'bout takin' over Rafah! The White House be sayin' they need a better plan, mateys. Looks like there be a storm brewin' on the horizon!

Arr mateys! White House officials be settin' up a meetin' with an Israeli crew in Washington to parley about their plans to raid the city of Rafah in the Gaza Strip. National Security Adviser Jake Sullivan be callin' out Israel for not havin' a proper plan to keep the civilians safe in their operations in Gaza, causing tension between President Biden's crew and the Israeli Prime Minister.Sullivan be warnin' that a major ground operation in Rafah would be a foolish move, leadin' to more innocent lives lost and worsenin' the humanitarian crisis. He be suggestin' that the goals Israel be seekin' can be achieved through other means, mateys.He recounts a chat between Biden and Netanyahu, where the president be stressin' the need for a clear end game in military actions. The White House be keepin' mum on specific consequences if Israel don't meet Biden's standards, but it be hinted that weapons deliveries could be on the line.Biden be makin' it clear to Netanyahu that a strategy be needed to defeat Hamas, and there be a better way to handle things. So, mateys, the stakes be high as these discussions continue on the high seas of diplomacy!

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