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Arr! Alabama scallywags be passin' laws against diversity, equity, and inclusion. Avast ye, me hearties, what a jest!

2024-03-19

Arrr, this measure be like walkin' the plank for diversity programs and be settin' sail to restrict talkin' 'bout race and gender. 'Tis like tryin' to make the parrot walk the plank! Aye, 'tis a load of bilge!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up, ye scallywags! There be trouble brewin' in them public colleges! A new measure be aimin' to cut the gold for diversity programs and be limitin' the talk of “divisive concepts” like race and gender! Blimey!
Imagine ye be sailin' the seas of academia and ye be hearin' no more about the struggles of different races and genders! 'Tis like havin' a ship without a compass, lost in the vast ocean of ignorance!
But fear not, me mateys! We be a resilient bunch, us pirates of knowledge! We be fightin' against this measure with all our might! We be raisin' our voices like cannons on a stormy night!
So hoist the Jolly Roger, me hearties, and let's set sail towards a brighter future where diversity be celebrated and all voices be heard! We be standin' together, united as one crew, to fight against the tide of ignorance and prejudice! Arrr!

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