Arrr! The scallywag Appeals Court be bested by the Supreme Court at last! Aye, justice prevails!
2024-03-19
Arrr, ye scallywags at the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Fifth Circuit be known fer makin' decisions so conservative, even a ship full o' Republican appointees be raisin' an eyebrow! Me thinks they be needin' a bit o' pirate flair in their rulings, arrr!
Arrr mateys, gather round and listen to this tale of the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Fifth Circuit! This court be known for makin' decisions that even make the Republican appointees scratch their heads in confusion. Aye, ye heard that right! The decisions be too conservative even for the most conservative of the lot!It be like sailin' into a storm without a compass, tryin' to navigate through the murky waters of legal jargon and political bias. The judges on this court be like a band of scallywags, plunderin' the rights of the people with their rulings that be skewin' towards the right.
But fear not, me hearties! There be hope on the horizon. The winds of change may be blowin', and one day this court may see the error of its ways. Until then, we shall keep a weather eye on the horizon and hope for fairer seas ahead.