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Avast ye landlubber! A scallywag from Nebraska be riling up the masses o'er a book's scandalous tale of ravishment!

2024-03-19

Arrr, the scallywag, State Senator Steve Halloran, be walkin' the plank fer callin' two Democrats by mistake during his speech in the grand Capitol. The landlubbers on both sides be givin' him a good tongue-lashin'! Aye, 'tis a right laugh, mateys!

Avast ye mateys! Thar be some ruckus happenin' in the land o' lawmakers! State Senator Steve Halloran be talkin' like a salty sea dog as he reads from the passage on the floor o' the Capitol. But shiver me timbers! Both Republicans and Democrats be givin' him a keelhaulin' for callin' two Democrats by some names that'd make even Blackbeard blush!
Arrr, the scallywags be cryin' foul play and demandin' an apology from the good Senator. They be sayin' his language be not fittin' for a member o' the crew in the Capitol. But ol' Halloran be standin' his ground, claimin' he be usin' the language o' the times. Aye, 'tis a sight to see, me hearties!
But fear not, me fellow pirates! This be just a bit o' political banter on the high seas. The winds o' change be blowin', and soon this tempest in a teapot will be forgotten like yesterday's leftovers. So let's raise a tankard o' grog and toast to the antics o' our elected officials. Yo ho ho and a bottle o' rum!

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