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Arrr, when no scurvy dog be steering in carriage-crazy Los Angeles, chaos be sure to follow! Aye matey!

2024-03-20

Arr mateys, word be spreadin' like wildfire! Them fancy autonomous taxis be makin' their way to the second most populous city in the land. But alas, some landlubbers in Angelenos be too scared to sail the driverless seas! Arrr!

Arrr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! The land lubbers in the nation's second most populous city have been introduced to these new-fangled contraptions known as autonomous taxis. But shiver me timbers, it seems that some of these Angelenos aren't quite ready to hop aboard a driverless vessel just yet.
Arrr, I reckon they be thinkin' these driverless carriages are nothin' but a bunch of fancy gadgets that be takin' away their freedom to steer their own ship. They be clingin' to the old ways like a barnacle on a ship's hull, afraid to embrace the future.
But mark me words, me hearties, these autonomous taxis be the wave of the future. No need for a swabbie behind the wheel, just sit back and let the magic happen. Why, ye can even catch a catnap on yer journey, just make sure ye don't end up in Davy Jones' locker!
So come on, ye landlubbers, give these driverless taxis a chance. Embrace the future and sail into uncharted waters. Who knows, ye might just find yerself enjoyin' the ride without havin' to lift a finger - or a hook in this case!

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