Yarr, them scurvy dogs be denyin' crimes of the swashbucklin' illegal immigrants. The rest of America be seein' the truth! Arrr!
2024-03-20
Arrr mateys! The scallywag Democrats be tryin' to distract us from the truth that these rogue immigrants be causin' chaos in our fair cities! Keep a weather eye on 'em, lest they plunder and pillage our shores! Aye, 'tis a treacherous tale indeed!
Arrr, mateys! Thar be a crisis brewin' at our border, and them scurvy Democrats be tryin' to distract us from the truth that illegal immigrants be causin' chaos in our cities. They be quick to defend these criminals, claimin' they commit fewer crimes than us American folk.NPR and the Washington Post be spoutin' nonsense 'bout lower crime rates among male immigrants, but the real issue be that these scallywags be breakin' the law while sneakin' into our country. If our borders were secure, these crimes wouldn't happen.Sanctuary policies in states like Washington, Oregon, and California be coverin' up the true extent of immigrant crimes by avoidin' questions 'bout citizenship status. This lack of documentation be skewin' the crime rates and protectin' criminals from deportation.Illegal immigrants like Raul Benitez Santana be causin' harm to innocent Americans, like the tragic murder of Washington state trooper Christopher Gadd. The Democrats need to wake up and see the dangers of illegal immigration before more lives be lost to preventable tragedies.It be time for Democrats to put the safety of our citizens first and stop ignorin' the reality of illegal immigrant crimes. We can't let political agendas put our communities at risk. Yo ho ho!