Arrr, scurvy dogs be turnin' the tables on GOP plans, aimin' for RNC convention with a twist!
2024-03-21
Arrr, the scurvy dogs of the Democratic National Committee be readyin' their cannons for a grand attack on the RNC's convention plans! Aye, they be aimin' to plunder the likes of Paul Manafort from the enemy ship! Shiver me timbers, 'tis a battle for the ages!
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, me hearties, the Democrats be launching a major broadside at the Republican scallywags' plans for their party convention. Arr, it be rumored that former Trump campaign chief Paul Manafort, who was granted a pardon by the former captain after being convicted of bank and tax fraud in 2018, may be involved.The Democratic National Committee be using the possibility of Manafort's meddling at the convention to give the Republicans a taste of their own medicine, accusing them of welcoming "tax cheats and fraudsters" and "absolute weirdos" into their ranks. Aye, the DNC be warning that the Republican National Convention could turn into a spectacle of Trump's soft-on-crime ways, with pardons for insurrectionists and the elevation of convicted scoundrels like Manafort.Blimey, the DNC be jesting that the RNC's decision to work with a convicted rogue like Manafort reflects their dire financial straits and lack of proper judgment. This news arrives after reports of Manafort's potential involvement in the convention surfaced, following Trump's crowning as the presumptive GOP nominee. Argh, the political seas be stormy indeed, me hearties!