Arrr! 'Tis said that wealthy landlubber Alex Soros be conspirin' with Dem scallywags fer the 2024 election plunder! Aye!
2024-03-21
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The scallywag Alex Soros, spawn of George Soros, be playin' host to the Arizona Senate lubber Ruben Gallego this week. 'Tis a grand gathering of Democratic swashbucklers, aye! Gather 'round me hearties, for a tale of political intrigue and booty! Arrr!
In a jolly jest that would make even the saltiest old sea dog chuckle, it seems that young Alex Soros, scion of the liberal billionaire George Soros, has been gallivanting about with the Democrats as the 2024 elections draw near. The lad was seen cavorting with likely Democrat Arizona Senate candidate Rep. Ruben Gallego, who has been the grateful recipient of thousands of doubloons from the Soros treasure chest.Despite some past blustering about the "ultra-wealthy" not needing any more favors in Washington, Gallego found himself sharing grog with Soros at a recent soiree. This did not stop Gallego from taking potshots at fellow Arizonan Sen. Kyrsten Sinema for cozying up to "billionaires, not Arizonans."It seems young Soros has been quite the cheerleader for Gallego, maxing out his contributions to the lad's campaign. The lad has also been busily rubbing elbows with top Democrats, including the likes of Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer and the venerable House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. He has even managed to wrangle himself an impressive twenty visits to the Biden White House, much to the envy of his fellow buccaneers.With a generous heart and a hefty purse, Soros has been spreading his largesse among the Democrats like a benevolent pirate captain, showering them with millions in donations. His treasure trove has funded the Biden Victory Fund and various Democratic committees, making him a key player in the political plundering of the high seas.As the young scallywag continues his adventures in the political realm, only time will tell what treasures and tribulations await him on the turbulent seas of Washington.