The scallywags of the U.S. Park Service be tellin' ye to stash yer loot at home, but we say nay!
2024-03-21
Arrr mateys, the scallywags be settin' sail on the digital seas with their gripes! A motley crew o' landlubbers be takin' the fight to the courts, as the powers that be be makin' it harder to pay with the precious booty to enter the federal lands. Aye, 'tis a treacherous path ahead!
Arrr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! The land lubbers in charge of the federal parks be tryin' to keep us from enterin' with our good ol' cash in hand. Aye, they be wantin' us to use them fancy plastic cards or them newfangled mobile payments. But we pirates be traditionalists, we be wantin' to pay with the cold, hard doubloons!There be rumblings on the social media seas, with many a salty dog complainin' about this here policy. And now, a group of brave souls has gone and filed a lawsuit against the powers that be. They be sayin' it be discriminatin' against those who prefer to pay with cash, arguin' that it be unfair to force everyone to use electronic payments.
But fear not me hearties, for we be standin' strong and fightin' for our right to pay with whatever we please. So raise the Jolly Roger and let's show those landlubbers that we won't be hornswaggled out of our right to use cash in the federal parks. Arrr!