The Booty Report

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Arrr! The U.S. be lookin' for a cunning plan to keep their troops in Niger. Aye, good luck with that!

2024-03-21

Arrr, a scallywag from the Pentagon be demandin' answers from the ruling junta after they be revokin' our military deal. The land lubbers be seekin' clarification like a lost parrot lookin' for its perch. Avast ye, 'tis a right fine mess we be in!

Arrr mateys, listen up! Thar be trouble brewin' with the land lubbers at the Pentagon and the ruling junta. Aye, ye heard it right - they be revokin' a military cooperation deal. The top official be scratchin' his head and sayin' they be seekin' clarification. But what be there to clarify, I ask ye?
Be they thinkin' they can just go back on their word like a scurvy dog with no honor? Us pirates, we know the value of keepin' our promises. It be the code we live by. But them fancy government types, they be playin' a dangerous game. If they be messin' with the wrong crew, they might find themselves walkin' the plank.
So let this be a warnin' to all ye land lubbers out there - don't be messin' with the pirates. We may be a jolly bunch, but cross us at yer own peril. The seas be a treacherous place, and those who don't keep their word may find themselves in Davy Jones' locker before they know it. Arrr!

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