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Ye scallywags be investigatin' a blaze in Pittsburgh that sent five souls to Davy Jones' locker, arrr!

2024-03-21

On Thursday, scallywags searched for the reason behind a fiery blaze in Jeannette, Pennsylvania, that sent five souls to Davy Jones' locker, four of them wee scallywags under the age of ten. Aye, the landlubbers be scratchin' their heads tryin' to unravel this mystery! Arrr!

Arr mateys, investigators be on the hunt fer the infernal cause of a fire that ravaged a house in the Pittsburgh suburbs, leavin' a man and four wee children in its fiery grasp before movin' on to another house before bein' quenched.Firefighters be arrivin' quick, but alas, the house in Jeannette be already consumed by flames. The man's fiancée and two other children managed to escape, thanks to a brave neighbor.Neighbor Jack Mull, he spied the flames while takin' a break for a smoke in the dead o' night. He shouted fer his daughter to summon help and rushed to fetch a ladder, witnessin' the children's mother, Miranda John, standin' on a roof with a wee one.Miranda John and the two survivin' children be taken to the hospital fer treatment. The victims be identified as Tyler J. King, Kyson John, Kinzleigh John, Keagan John, and Korbyn John, with the cause of their demise yet to be determined.Jeannette Fire Chief Bill Frye bemoaned the lack of water from a nearby hydrant, requirin' additional tanker trucks to douse the flames. The fire spread to a neighborin' house, but all escaped unharmed.A prayer vigil be held to honor the departed souls, as authorities labor to uncover the fire's origins. Trooper Clifford Greenfield warned that a final verdict may take some time, leavin' the community in sorrow and uncertainty.

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