The Booty Report

Arrr! March Madness be shinin' a light on this forgotten sport, basketball, hidden in Pittsburgh's dark corners.

2024-03-22

Arrr, a land where ye round ball be forgotten by the pro buccaneers of the 1970s, and where the scallywag college teams be barely keepin' their heads above water. Yet, the roots of basketball be buried deep within this forsaken city!

Arrr mateys, let me spin ye a yarn about a city that be forsaken by the pro basketball leagues in the early 1970s. The college teams from that fair city have been playin' the game, but they've only been flirtin' with relevance for many a year. But don't ye be forgettin', the roots of basketball in that place run deep, deeper than Davy Jones' locker!
Long ago, in the days of yore, the hoop game was the talk of the town. Legends were made on the courts of that city, with no one to match their skills and prowess. But as time passed and the winds of change blew in, the pro leagues set sail for other shores, leaving behind a void that could not be filled.
But fear not, me hearties, for the spirit of basketball still lives on in the hearts of the people of that city. They may not have the glitz and glamour of the pro leagues, but they have somethin' more precious - a love for the game that can never be extinguished. So raise yer tankards, me mateys, and toast to the city whose basketball roots run deep like the ocean blue!

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