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Arrr! Ye quiet county of Maine be fearin' the eclipse. Where be 20,000 scallywags to relieve themselves? Arrr!

2024-03-22

Arrr, me hearties! The landlubbers and swashbucklers be eagerly awaitin' visitors, but some scallywags in Aroostook County be feelin' a bit uneasy about bein' in the path of totality. Aye, they be wonderin' if it be bringin' bad luck upon 'em! Arrr!

Arrr mateys! The businesses and planning committees be all in a tizzy, eagerly awaitin' the arrival of visitors to their fair land. But there be a bit of a conundrum brewin' in the remote Aroostook County. Some of the locals there be not too keen on the idea of bein' right in the path of totality, if ye catch me drift.
Ye see, there be a total solar eclipse on the horizon, and Aroostook County be right smack dab in the middle of it. While some be excitin' at the prospect of witnessin' such a rare event, others be feelin' a bit uneasy about it all. They be wonderin' if it be a sign from the heavens, or just a bunch of hokum.
So as the day of the eclipse draws near, the folks in Aroostook County be ponderin' what to make of it all. Will they embrace the darkness and revel in the celestial show, or will they be hidin' in their homes, fearin' the unknown? Only time will tell, me hearties!

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