The Booty Report

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The scallywags in the House be passin' gold to keep our ship sailin', but the G.O.P. be raisin' the Jolly Roger! Arrr!

2024-03-22

Arrr mateys! The scallywags be split in their vote, threatenin' to make Speaker Johnson walk the plank! Will the Senate scallywags let the gold pass in time to avoid a shutdown? Only time will tell on this treacherous sea of politics!

Arr mateys, thar be trouble brewin' in the halls of Congress! The scallywags in the House be arguin' like a bunch of landlubbers over a spendin' measure that be splittin' 'em right down the middle. The vote be so close that it be causin' a ruckus amongst the Republicans, with some even threatenin' to give the ol' heave-ho to Speaker Mike Johnson!
But the real question be whether them Senate Republicans be willin' to let this spendin' measure pass in time to avoid a shutdown. Will they be standin' firm like a ship's mast in a gale, or will they buckle under the pressure like a rusty anchor? Only time will tell, me hearties!
So batten down the hatches, me mateys, and prepare for a wild ride on the stormy seas of politics! Will the ship of state stay afloat, or will it be dashed upon the rocks of discord and division? Only time will tell, but one thing be certain - it be a fine time to be a pirate watchin' the show from the crow's nest!

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