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News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, the measly measles be on the rise, West Point be awake, and more jibber jabber from Fox News Opinion!

2024-03-22

Avast ye scallywags! Take a gander at the latest musings from Fox News Opinion and feast yer eyes on videos from the likes of Sean Hannity and Raymond Arroyo. 'Tis sure to shiver yer timbers and tickle yer funny bone! Arrr!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, methinks the Fox News host, Hannity, be accusing President Biden of creatin' a border crisis and bein' unbothered by it. Arrr, ye can read more about this scallywag accusation here.
But hold on to yer hat, matey! Hugh Hewitt be talkin' about due process for all, 'cept for Trump, it seems. Aye, read more about it here.
Avast! Measles be surgin' and this doctor and mom be bringin' ye five things ye need to know right now. Arrr, find out more here.
Gadzooks! Gutfeld be claimin' that Google be buryin' truth if it don't fit their point of view. Arrr, read more about it here.
Arrr! The latest wave of wokeness be hittin' West Point, but fear not, there be a simple solution. Find out more here.
Shiver me timbers! Laura Ingraham be tearin' into President Biden for attackin' middle-income workers. Watch the plunderin' here.
Yo ho ho! Democrats be losin' somethin' precious at Hunter's influence peddlin' hearin'. Find out more here.
Arrr! Sen. Deb Fischer be spillin' the beans about Biden's electric future. Discover the dirty truth here.
Blimey! Mark Penn be teachin' Democrats and Biden a powerful lesson, as told by Schumer. Read more here.
Avast ye! Don't forget to check out the Cartoon of the Day here.

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