Arrr, be Abbott's army makin' a difference on the border, or be they just swabbin' the deck? Aye!
2024-03-23
Arrr mateys! The Texas governor, Greg Abbott, hath spent a grand sum of $10 billion creating his own border security fleet. In the town of Eagle Pass, where it be focused, fewer scallywags be sneaking across the border this year. Aye, the governor be keepin' them at bay!
Arrr, mateys! Gather round and hear the tale of Governor Greg Abbott and his grand $10 billion plan to build a border security network fit for a pirate king! In the land of Texas, where cowboys roam and tumbleweeds dance in the wind, Abbott has been hard at work making sure no scallywags dare cross into his territory.In the town of Eagle Pass, where the governor's network be concentrated, the number of migrants sneaking across the border has dropped like a cannonball in the ocean. It seems Abbott's plan be working, keeping those landlubbers at bay and protectin' his land from unwelcome visitors.
But beware, me hearties! The seas be treacherous and the winds be changin'. While Abbott may think he's got it all under control, there be many who say his grand plan be nothing but a barrel o' laughs. Some scallywags be sayin' he be wastin' his gold on a solution that be nothin' more than a fancy show.
So, me mateys, keep an eye on the horizon and a hand on your sword - for the seas of Texas be a wild and unpredictable place, where even the most grand plans can be dashed upon the rocks like a ship in a storm.