Arrr! Millions o' landlubbers be walkin' the plank, losin' their web booty! Aye, aye, 'tis a cruel fate indeed.
2024-03-23
Arrr mateys, the Affordable Connectivity Program be a grand $14.2 billion treasure chest aimin' to make the internet more affordable. But alas, word on the high seas be that this booty be runnin' out o' gold this spring! Aye, we best prepare to set sail elsewhere for our digital needs!
Ye see, this program be helpin' landlubbers across the seven seas pay for their internet service so they can scroll through their social media and watch cat videos to their heart's content. But alas, it looks like the treasure chest be runnin' dry.
So what be the plan now, me hearties? Will the scallywags in Washington refill the coffers and keep this program afloat, or will we be left stranded on a deserted digital island, forced to walk the plank of pricey internet bills?
Only time will tell, me mateys. But in the meantime, keep a weather eye on the horizon and hope that the powers that be see fit to keep the internet seas calm and affordable for all.