The Booty Report

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Aye, a wench o' 70 winters found in a bag o' refuse in the Big Apple, scallywag charged with hiding her.

2024-03-23

Avast ye scurvy dogs! A wizened old lass was found dead, stowed away in a rubbish sack within a grand abode in the Bronx. Four kin were interrogated, yet three have been set free. 'Tis a mystery as deep as the ocean! Arrr!

Avast ye, me hearties! Four scallywags were taken into custody for questioning after the deceased body of a 70-year-old lass was found stuffed inside a garbage bag in a luxury apartment in the Bronx in New York City.The poor soul, a Georgia native staying with kin in the Bronx, was discovered by her daughter-in-law. The victim was pronounced dead at the scene, with no signs of physical harm found on her body.Two men and two women, all kin to the victim, were brought in for questioning, but three have been released. Inga Bearden, 53, was charged with concealment of a corpse, a felony.Arrr! The discovery comes on the heels of another unfortunate incident in which a 52-year-old lass was found stuffed in a duffle bag in Kips Bay. Two scallywags were arrested after fleeing to Pennsylvania in the stolen SUV of the poor soul.Mayhaps the autopsy results will shed light on the cause of death for this unfortunate lass. Until then, the authorities be on the lookout for more clues to unravel this dark mystery. Yo ho ho, the life of a pirate be less complicated than the troubles of these land lubbers!

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