Arrr, the scallywags be lookin' to give Speaker Johnson a taste of their plunderin' ways for the spendin' bill!
2024-03-23
Arr mateys, the swashbucklin' spending laws be passin' through Congress, givin' the ultraconservatives a taste o' the ol' defeat! They be turnin' on Speaker Mike Johnson faster than a pirate on a barrel o' rum! Har har har!
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up ye scallywags, for I have news to share from the land lubbers in Congress. The bipartisan spending legislation be passin' through, much to the dismay of them ultraconservatives. Those scurvy dogs be feelin' a major defeat, and they be turnin' on the Speaker Mike Johnson faster than ye can say 'walk the plank'!Arrr, it be a sight to see, me mateys. Them ultraconservatives be throwin' fits and raisin' their voices like a squawkin' parrot. But Speaker Johnson, he be standin' his ground like a true pirate captain, weatherin' the storm of their discontent.
But fear not, for this be just the way of the high seas of politics. The winds be ever-changin', and them ultraconservatives be blown about like a ship without a rudder. So let us raise a tankard of grog to Speaker Johnson, for steerin' the ship through treacherous waters and comin' out victorious in the end!