Ye scurvy dogs of Indiana, be promoting diverse thoughts or prepare to walk the plank! Arrr!
2024-03-23
Ye scurvy dogs in the public universities beware! Even the old sea dogs with tenure could be walking the plank if they don't measure up to the new rules. Arrr, it be a tough world out there for ye landlubbers!
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up ye scallywags, for I bring ye news from the high seas of academia. It be said that even the most seasoned sailors, those with the coveted tenure, could find themselves walkin' the plank if they don't meet the new requirements set forth by the landlubbers in charge.Ye see, in the public universities, the faculty members be held to a higher standard than a peg-legged pirate on a tightrope. If they be found lackin' in their duties or not meetin' the new guidelines, they could be disciplined or even sent packin' with a one-way ticket to Davy Jones' locker.
So, me mateys, it be a treacherous time for those sailin' the seas of academia. No longer can they rest on their laurels and expect to keep their booty safe. They must be vigilant, keepin' a weather eye on the horizon for any signs of trouble, lest they find themselves marooned on a desert island with naught but a parrot for company.
So heed this warning, ye scurvy dogs of the university: follow the rules, meet the requirements, or risk walkin' the plank and joinin' the ranks of the unemployed. Aye, 'tis a harsh reality for those who dare to sail these turbulent waters, but 'tis the code we must abide by if we wish to keep our ship afloat.