The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arr, me hearties! Kamala Harris be sailin' 'round Parkland, preachin' 'bout takin' away yer blunderbusses! Aye, we be laughin'!

2024-03-23

Arrr mateys, at the place where the scallywags be shootin' in Florida, the second-in-command declared aid from the crown to curb weapon reach for those seen as dangers. Aye, let's make sure these landlubbers don't be causin' any more mayhem!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and listen up as I regale ye with news from the land lubbers' world. Aye, 'tis true that at the dreaded site of the 2018 school shooting in Florida, the vice president himself hath declared federal assistance for states in their quest to restrict access to weapons for those scallywags deemed to be threats.
Avast, me mateys! 'Tis a bold move indeed, for the powers that be to take action against the blaggards who would wield weapons for harm instead of good. 'Tis high time we put a stop to the madness that be plaguing our schools and communities.
So, raise a tankard of grog in celebration, me hearties, for the winds of change are blowing in our favor. Let us stand united in our quest to keep our shores safe from those who would seek to do us harm. And remember, me mateys, it be not just about talkin' the talk, but walkin' the plank when it comes to protectin' our young ones from harm.

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