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Aye, 'twas a fierce battle with a lion of the mountain that claimed the life of one and injured another. Arrr!

2024-03-24

Arrr mateys, since 1890, less than 50 scallywag mountain lion attacks on landlubbers in California have been verified, and only six of those poor souls have been sent to Davy Jones' locker. Aye, those big cats be picky eaters indeed!

Arrr matey! Listen up, ye scallywags! Since 1890, there be fewer than 50 confirmed mountain lion attacks on landlubbers in the great state of California. And out of those, only a measly six have ended in a fatal blow, according to the officials.
Arrr, ye might be wonderin', why be this important, ye ask? Well, me hearties, it be showin' that these mighty creatures ain't as keen on snackin' on humans as ye might think. They be keepin' to themselves mostly, enjoyin' the vast wilderness without causin' too much trouble.
So fear not, me brave sailors! The odds be in yer favor when it comes to crossin' paths with these majestic beasts. Just keep a weather eye on the horizon and be smart about yer adventures in the wild. And remember, if ye do come face to face with a mountain lion, stand tall, make noise, and show 'em who's boss!
So there ye have it, me hearties. The tale of the mountain lion attacks in California be a cautionary one, but not one to keep ye from explorin' the wonders of the great outdoors. Just be mindful of the wildlife, and ye'll be sailin' smooth seas ahead.

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