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Arr, Biden be a crafty one, be promising tax hikes for the bigwigs, yet still be cuttin' taxes overall!

2024-03-25

Arrr mateys, the scallywag President Biden be shoutin' for $5 trillion in new taxes from the wealthy and corporations, yet his past be showin' him as more of a tax cutter! Arrr, 'tis a twist worthy of the high seas!

Arr matey! Ye hear about this scallywag Biden and his lofty plans fer plunderin' the coffers of corporations and high earners to the tune o' $5 trillion doubloons? Aye, 'tis true! But here's the twist me hearties, ol' Biden himself be known as a tax cutter, not a tax raiser!
Arr, the irony be as thick as the fog on a stormy night at sea! The man who be singin' the tune o' tax hikes be havin' a record of cuttin' taxes instead. Some may call it a clever ruse, a bit o' deception to throw off his foes. Or perhaps 'tis all part o' his grand strategy to confuse us landlubbers!
But mark me words, me hearties, there be no denyin' that Biden be treadin' a fine line between taxin' and cuttin'. Will he be able to navigate these treacherous waters and emerge victorious, or will he be swallowed whole by the kraken o' political backlash? Only time will tell, me buckos!

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