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Arrr, should these landlubbers be tellin' us pirates how to hunt? Aye, they be walkin' the plank!

2024-03-25

Arrr, ye scallywags be talkin' 'bout addin' landlubbers to the Fish and Wildlife Board in Vermont! 'Tis a right scandalous notion in a land o' both fancy politics and country ways. The seas be rough and the outrage be fierce, me hearties!

Arrr mateys, listen up! In the land of Vermont, there be a bill brewin' that has folks talkin' like parrots on a pirate ship. This here bill, it says that folks who don't partake in the huntin' of critters can still have a say on the Fish and Wildlife Board. Aye, ye heard me right!
Now, in a state known for its mix of fancy politics and good ol' country livin', this idea has caused quite the ruckus. The hunters be cryin' foul, sayin' that only those who stalk the wild game should have a say in how things be runnin'. But them city folk, they be arguin' that everyone should have a voice in protectin' the wildlife.
So there be a battle brewin', me hearties. Will the non-hunters be allowed to have a seat at the table? Or will the hunters be keepin' their monopoly on the Fish and Wildlife Board? Only time will tell in this tale of progressive politics clashin' with rural traditions. So raise the Jolly Roger and keep an eye on the horizon, for the outcome of this bill be as uncertain as the tides themselves!

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